Crap Bag

Call it crap if you want, but this bag’s got the goods. Inside you’ll find a wild mix of overstock, seconds, and the lovable oddball items that make Crap Bags legendary. Every bag’s different, every bag’s worth at least twice the price, and every bag’s guaranteed to make you feel like a kid unwrapping a surprise, if that kid also appreciated a great bargain.

FAQ

ARE THEY ALL THE SAME?

There may be some similarities between crap "batches," but your Crap will never be identical to someone else's Crap.  Like a snowflake, every Crap is unique.

WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?

 Whatever you want! Open it up, dig through the glorious chaos, and see what treasures you scored. Keep the gear you love, gift the oddities to friends, stash it for emergencies, or turn it into your own mystery prize for someone else. There’s no wrong way to enjoy a Crap Bag, except leaving it unopened. That’s just sad. #MyWazoo

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S INSIDE?

Fine! What we can tell you is that it can contain any sort of products that didn't pass quality standards, prototypes that are just collecting dust, or even some full-on 100% retail-ready products that have a surplus of inventory.*

MORE QUESTIONS?

Read the reviews to see what prior bags included, but as we said, no bag is ever the same!

*All products in a Crap Bag are sold "as is". Items received in a Crap Bag are NOT applicable for replacement or exchange under our Worry Less Warranty. Products or items received may have defects or arrive broken. Wazoo will not replace any items that appear damaged, broken, or incomplete.