Crap Bag

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Regular price $2,024.04 Sale price$60.00 Save $1,964.04
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"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit" -Dustin's Dad  

You could call it a pig in a poke, a mystery bag... but we call it a Crap Bag in order to make sure there are no misconceptions, expectations, or misgivings about what you'll get. Sometimes it's slightly flawed products, prototypes, knockoffs, free stuff we got, broken products, a random piece of cordage, a t-shirt, or a tissue.

There may be some similarities between crap "batches" but your Crap will never be identical to someone else's Crap.  Like a snowflake, every Crap is unique.

That's up to you! Tear it apart to salvage components, play with the goodies inside, or throw it in the trash. Just share a picture of your Wazoo Crap so we know what happened to it!  #MyWazoo

Fine! What we can tell you is that it can contain any sort of products that didn't pass quality standards, prototypes that are just collecting dust, or even some full-on 100% retail-ready products that have a surplus of inventory.*

MORE QUESTIONS? Read the reviews to see what prior bags included, but as we said, no bag is ever the same!

*All products in a Crap Bag are sold "as is". Items received in a Crap Bag are NOT applicable for replacement or exchange under our Worry Less Warranty. Products or items received may have defects or arrive broken. Wazoo will not replace any items that appear damaged, broken, or incomplete.

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Dale SVG verified by SHOP
United States United States

Fantastic customer service. Went above my expectations. Great products also.

Arnaldo J.
United States United States

Surprisingly good

Crap bag has a lot of good surprises for the price. Very pleased with the goodies inside. I would buy again when available.

Andrew D.
United States United States

A Bag of Crap?

I could not be more happy with my "crap". Got some great things hand I helped support a great company.

Randy S.
United States United States

Not just crap!

I got a belt and buckle that I use daily and a cap that I use almost daily. Other odds and end pieces. Alal in all worth it for the surprise lol.

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Brandon T.
United States United States


I mean it's exactly what it is advertised as, but i feel like there is a magical essence to this crap bag phenom. An ode de awesome, if you will. If you score one, count yourself lucky to have the opportunity.

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