Ho Ho Ho Bag
Christmas presents under a decorated tree with red ribbon and gift tags.

Ho Ho Ho Bag

A Giftable, Mystery Bag of Gear.

Save 33%
Sale price$85.00Regular price $127.00

A Ho Ho Ho Bag is the most festive way to boost your everyday capability.

Packed with a surprise mix of gear valued over $125, this mystery haul is loaded with practical power, field-tested tools, and sleigh-worthy savings. Whether you gift it, stash it, or split it, you’ll unwrap wildly capable gear designed to keep adventures rolling all season long.

All Ho Ho Ho Bags are FINAL SALE. Items can’t be exchanged or returned individually or as a set.
FEATURES

6 Mystery Products: Each bag is packed with six different pieces of gear. Bags may include everything from fire-starters and functional wearables to everyday preparedness tools.

Over $125 in Value: Get way more capability than you pay for.

Curated for Practical Use: Expect our best-selling gear that’s actually useful. No gimmicks, no stocking-filler junk.

Gift-Ready: Arrives wrapped in a reusable red drawstring pouch with a festive hang-tag, ready to stash under the tree or hand over as the most capable surprise of the season.

SPECS
  • Bag Dimensions – 6" x 9"
  • Bag Weight – 0.3 lbs

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What types of products come in the Ho Ho Ho Bag?

Each bag includes a curated mix of mystery Wazoo products—ranging from fire-starting gear and functional wearables to everyday preparedness tools. All items are fully functional, ready-to-sell Wazoo products.

Can I choose what comes in the bag?

Nope! The mystery is part of the fun. We hand-picked these bags to deliver maximum value and capability, but the contents are sealed tighter than Santa’s Nice List until they reach you.

Can I return or exchange items from the Ho Ho Ho Bag?

All sales are final for this promotion. We build value into each bag, but because the contents are a surprise, they can’t be exchanged or returned individually or as a set.