Symbology T-Shirt

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The Wazoo Rules of Wild Capability

Rule #1: Always look cool

A cool hidden topo map (Wazoo secret treasure map?) built into the badass Symbology logo, assures you'll look cool no matter what the situation. Just a heads up, when SHTF, folks will say, "Oh hey look at that person over there with the really cool shirt, let's ask them what to do, they look like they know what they're doing."

Rule #2: Always keep cool

With the Symbology logo printed right across your heart of the "survival priorities," you'll be constantly reminded that no matter what wild and wacky scenario you find yourself in, you'll remain cool, calm, and calculated. All ya gotta do is make a plan, and execute it.

Rule #3: Always stay cool

We've found that this multi-fabric blend is the perfect balance for multi-environments. From South American and SE Asian jungles to the Swiss Alps and the Sahara Desert, we've relied on these shirts around the world and in virtually every weather condition.

  • Heather Deep Teal Fabric - 50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon 
  • Clay - 50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon
  • Graphic has a subtle distressed topo map overlay
  • Printed in the USA


An element that is considered the first and most important element harnessed by man. Fire means everything. If achieved, it is a major step toward survival. The fire is the opposite of the water symbol, “O” but still points inward toward it. On closer inspection, one will notice that the inner flame is actually a replica of the water symbol.


The #1 killer of people in the outdoors is exposure to the elements, or the lack of proper shelter. Shelter is protection. More than just physical protection. Shelter eases the mind against the unknown. Opposite of shelter is the “O” representing navigation with a compass. This dichotomy is meant to represent one of the major debates in survival situations (or life decisions in general). Shelter in place, or navigate out. Should I stay or should I go? It’s a debatable topic that we thought deserved representation here.


Considered by many as man’s first tool, it is still most outdoorsman’s single most important tool in the wild. It is the tool that allows one to fashion other tools and thus is exponentially more useful than its fundamental characteristics suggests. In this case, we used an artistic interpretation of the classic Swiss Army Knife. The blade is at the top and centered on the shirt. On the bottom portion is the bottle opener. A humorous Reminder that shows that at the core of Wazoo is fun.


An important skill that is often overlooked. In fact, the inability to navigate or, getting lost, is often what gets people in survival situations. And in a deeper meaning, before you can know where you are going, you must know where you are. The needle on our compass is facing NE, representing forward and up, a positive outlook on the future.


Water, is the building block of life. 70% of the Earth’s surface. 70% of our body. It too has fire as a complementary element. Without fire or the sun, water would not be water but ice. Therefore water is represented by a small flame within it. Its shape is reminiscent of the Yin or Yang, whichever you prefer!

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Timothy M.
United States United States

Love my Wazoo gear!!

What better way to show your support of a great company with innovative products for the outdoors!? Love my Tee and all my Wazoo gear!

United States United States

Awesome gear

This shirt is soft, and the logo does not make the material stiff. What more could you ask for? Oh yeah, and it pimps Wazoo Gear!

United States United States

T-shirts and wazoo cards!

My boys received Wazoo t-shirts and fire starting cards for Christmas! They were so excited as they have learned about Wazoo from watching Fowler’s Makery and Mischief. As a suggestion: kids size t shirts might be worth a thought?! Thank you!

Chandler H.
United States United States

Go with next level shirts

Honestly not a huge fan of Bella Canvas shirts. Next level shirts have the next level in proper fit. If you make a shirt with their material I’m all in again. The Whetstone Viking necklace on the other hand is amazing.

Jason R.
United States United States

I bought 2

I liked the first one so much that I bought another. Thank you, Jason Robins

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